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Doug’s
best friend was the blue-hued, well-liked Skeeter.
Despite his peculiar habit of honking before
he speaks, Skeeter managed to keep Doug sane.
So did Doug’s loyal, multi-talented dog, Porkchop,
who lived in a modern doghouse complete with
satellite dish and mailbox. Doug’s other friend
was also the girl of his dreams, Patti Mayonnaise,
a sweet, gifted Southern girl. Unfortunately,
Doug was too shy to tell her how he felt.
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